Pedal to the Metal

Pedal to the metal



Well I'm the free car wash that comes with the fill up

The long lead up to the ten car pile up


Pedal to the metal

Go!



Found my favorite hiding place in the playground

Yeah the ol' blue sunshine's backin' up again

Federal Bureau of Insemination

Central Impaling Association


Put an arrow through your heart



Well it'll be artificial
That's official



Hey, Mr. Keyhole

Spread!



Well I'd like to strap you on sometime



Well I'm here for one reason
To break your back

So who you pushin' around?

Who made you judge and jury?

Who made you fudge and fury?

Two's company baby, but I'm a crowd

Well I'm a one man wrecking gang



My sister ain't fallin' outta no truck

Believe me honey you're outa luck

My sister ain't fallin' outta no truck

Hey, sister, can you spare a suck?



Oink!


Well I'd like to strap you on sometime


Put the pedal to the metal


Pedal to the metal



Stick to the inseminator

The embryo accelerator

The heimlich manoeuvre

I may be a geek
But I'm a geek with a purpose