Heuldoch 7B

Have you heard a single word I've said?

Time to brush the crumbs out of your bed

Do I want a life of leisure?

What the hell is wrong with me?

First a tremor
Then a seizure

Middle aged lobotomy

Unrepentant scofflaw on the lamb

Layin waste to all the best laid plans

I swear the gingko's working in reverse



C is for the casanova

U's unglued and never over

N is for the noose you knotted

T is for the tears I blotted



C is carbon tetrachloride

U stands for I'm standing upright

N is not for non infectious

T's translating little lectures



Erect the barricade
And call off the crusade



Don't you point that thing at me

There's no such thing as gravity



I gave you a mountain

You gave me pain
But why are the pretty ones always insane?



C is for contamination

Undergoing litigation

N is never never land and

T is for the tramp I am



C's committing cunnilingus

Unless the odor lingers

N is no assembly needed

T is for the truth mistreated



Look at all the ugly people

Diggin holes to pass the time

Semi-spastic, weak, and feeble

Never ending pantomime



You come equipped and be prepared

A roll of duct tape, a cattle prod, and a polygraph machine



C is for the crumbs you throw me

U is you don't even know me

N is not for understanding

T is trust thats too demanding



C is for the country teaser
[Look at all the ugly people]

U is upright in your freezer
[Fillin holes to pass the time]

N is for the end of meaning
[Non-elastic, weak, and feeble]

T is in the tower leaning
[Never ending pantomime]



C is on the couch recliner

U is under ursa minor

N is for no way of no-ing

T is for your trip is showing



[Judge me not lest ye be judged thineself]



Look at all the ugly people

Fillin holes to pass the time

Non elastis weak and feeble

Never ending pantomime



Did I want a life of leisure?

What the hell is wrong with me?

First a tremor then a seizure

Then deluxe lobotomy