Moosehair Underwear

I was sluggin' some dudes when she caught my eyes
She was gorgeous enough
She was pure delight
We fell in love and then we married, of course
I had my moosehair and felt no remorse

She took my panties off and saw an awful sight
My penis had lost all it's former might

I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear

Now she is gone and with her all my friends
My underwear and the garden fence
But right is right and fair must be fair
I would send her into deepest despair
I had some dying to do and was standing tall
I blew my head off and onto the wall

I thought she would be sorry, that little faggot
But no one came looking for me except the maggots