God-fearing Man

I wank while I drive
'Cause that's so cool
I was almost twelve when I finished my school
My mother's rich and my father's a bitch
What's right?
What's wrong?
I never could tell which
I'm a nuisance to the world, be it flat or round
I love my girl
That's why I slap her around

I'm an honest, hardworking, and a god-fearing man
I have no trace of sense, but I do what I can

I'm a man of taste, I like Chopin
I'm the leading man of the KK Klan
I'm a family man, to say the least
Though some might say I've got the mark of the Beast
I've never left my land, but that's not so odd
There are to many foreigners if you go abroad