Santa drives with his lights on
‘cause Clause can’t see too good
Says he’d like to try bungee jumping
but he don’t wanna loose his job

Richie strolls through the park
lookin’ for things to kill time with
Only carries his gun at night

You can’t see the lies
when they stare you in the eyes
and all the things that you despise
will come back to haunt you
For all the things that you do well
I can do them better than you
and you can go to hell

It’s 2 AM and all the stations
are playing the same tune
Nowhere for me to turn
even if I wanted to

So I don’t mind
being hypnotized
if it means coming back to you

You can’t see the lies
when they stare you in the eyes
and all the things that you despise
will come back to haunt you
If you don’t take your medicine
you might die in my arms
and that would be sufficient

It’s been raining for an eternity
making it difficult to see
One of these people
has got to be the devil
and even he drives better than me

You can’t see the lies
when they stare you in the eyes
and all the things that you despise
will come back to haunt you
Before we collided
I knew it was coming
Christmas songs can be eerie that way

Richie used to stroll through the park
lookin’ for things to kill time with
until someone killed time with him
Now he always carries his gun