Our school turned into a barn today
I had to hear them say
There was another bomb threat today
So you better get out of my way

A cop came up to me and said you better get out here son
You know you gotta listen me because I got a gun

The kids are all the animals
The teachers are the goats
The cops are all the pigs
And the principal's farmer Joe

They choose to pull the firebell
Set all the animals free
Going crazy in the parking lot
Throwing nachos all over the place
The goats just stood there looking dumb
Like they didn't know what's going on
Meanwhile they brought inside the dogs arrested 6 or 7 kids

The kids are all the animals
The teachers are the goats
The cops are all the pigs
And the principal's farmer Joe