Remember all the wild parties?
Remember drinking till you passed out?
Remember rolling all those houses?
Remember you were always last out?

Remember all the makeshift punk shows?
Remember breaking all those windows?
Remember taking off all your clothes?
Remember sinking to those new lows?

No, because you were probably too wasted to remember a damn thing!

Remember
Not remembering
A single thing
I wonder if it has to do
With all of that pot smoking
I wonder if its related to
All of that nonstop drinking
But you had fun
For just that one
Night, does it make it right?
Hell no!
But do you really care?
Hell no!
Well, then go!

But I never went!
I would be all alone at home
Just bored as shit, playing Nintendo
You would be out there on the road
Trying to figure out where to go
I would be all alone at home
Lonely and playing with myself
When you would be out on the road
Getting to play with someone else
Oh oh oh!

I would be all alone at home
Watching Wild On Spring Break on E!
You would be out there on the road
Having your own spring break party
I would be all alone at home
Just drinking coke and feeling dumb
You would be out there on the road
Just smoking tokes and drinking rum
And having fun

Remember
Not remembering
A single thing
I wonder if it has to do
With all of that pot smoking
I wonder if its related to
All of that nonstop drinking
But you had fun
For just that one
Night, does it make it right?
Hell no!
But do you really care?
Hell no!
Well, then go!
Well, then go! (Go, go, go!)