it must suck being three feet tall
no way to get chicks at all
you could be a midget in pornos
or an Ewok in Star Wars, who knows?

you're only 36 inches tall

it must rock being three feet tall
so many people to look up to
your face is even with most peoples' balls
and so many people get a kick out of you

if I were a midget I couldn't go on living
eye to eye with a great dane ain't forgiving
if I were a midget, I would move to jupiter
meet Vanna White, and ask if I could poop in her