I don't need no girlfriend
don't need no ball and chain
not an anniversary
or Valentine's Day
I like spending money
just not all on you
yeah I know you like me lots
but I don't love you

cuz I don't wanna fall in love
with you

don't wanna go out tonight
don't need it to work out just right
and I don't wanna go to prom
and I don't wanna meet your mom
I don't need a girl in my life
don't need any kids or a wife
just wanna hang out with my pals
just don't wanna deal with girls

so just cuz you like me
doesn't mean you gotta be so vein
to tell you the absolute truth
you are a really big pain