Saw Bill Gates on IRC
I Saw Bill Gates on IRC
He was just tryin' to get an mp3
I Saw Bill Gates on IRC

I saw the President on the net
I saw the President on the net
He had so many JPEG's he could get
I saw the President on the net

I saw my admin hackin' NASA
I saw my admin hackin' NASA
He said they shoulda shadowed their root pass
I saw my admin hackin' NASA

[grunge interlude]

I saw Jim Griffin tradin' warez
I saw Jim Griffin tradin' warez
He said, "it's not Geffen's, so who cares?"
I saw Jim Griffin tradin' warez

I Saw Bill Gates on IRC
I Saw Bill Gates on IRC
You can't kill anything that's free.
I Saw Bill Gates
I Saw Bill Gates
I SAW BILL GATES
I Saw Bill Gates on IRC