I realise that I’ve been wasting the little time I have,

And when I lost it all I’ll think of what I had.

I realise that I’m a fool with so much I could gain,

But merely lack of motivation is to blame.



I know I’m not the first to write about laziness and masturbation,

I know I’m low on things to write about and that’s my only motivation.



I realise there’s no groundbreaking stuff for me to say,

So I’ll just sit around, the same three chords I’ll play.

I realise that everything’s recycled in my songs,

That’s because originality feels so wrong.



Chorus



I realise I’m wrong and I apologise for this song.



Chorus



I know I’m low, but that’s my only,

That’s my only, that’s my only motivation.