Mwahahaha
Dracula was the name
And The Boogie Man is my father

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I got a monster in my closet
Someone's underneath my bed
The wind's knockin' at my window
I'd kill it, but it's already dead

It waits til the midnight hour to come
To torture me for the wrongs I've done
It just sits there and stares at me
And it won't let me get any sleep (Just let me sleep)

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At first I was scared, when I looked at his eyes
But now that I know him, I'm not that surprised
I'm just waitin' on the sun to rise
Oh how I wish that old sun would rise

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I used to wonder why you looked familiar
Then I realized it was a mirror
Oh and now it is plain to see
The whole time the monster was me

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I'm the living dead
Only thing that'll bring me alive, woman
Is some good good head
Ha ha ha ha ha