I'll send you a picture of this sight
I'll send you a picture to show you
I want you to lay down the law for me
Why did I go
I had it so easy
I had a room of my home
And the weather so warm

I didn't have much fun
But at least I'm clean
My suit is new
How does it suit you
I want you to lay down the law for me
Why did I go
I had it so easy
I had a room of my home
I had the afternoon sun

Hello Dear
All's fine
And no fear
What's yours is my
All thanks
And you waited but

Why did I go
The living was easy
I had a room of my home
And the weather so warm