Just waking up in the morning.
Gotta thank god, got my ass checks stuck to a fishing rod.
Where's the dogs, aint no frogs, momma cooking breakfast with no hog.
I got my grub on but didn't pig out, no thanks giving so we eating carry out.
This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldn't live to see a 24.
I gotta go cause I got on flip flops, if I slow down then my feet will drop.
Had to stop at the red light, everybody laughing at my yellow dirt bike.
And everything's all right, I got a beep from Sherry, she's a transvestite.
Called up my homies and asking all, bring 20 bottles of alcohol.
Playing football & i'm trouble, they gave me the ball I fumbled.
And I can't believe my best friends gay, today was a bad day.

I bust my ass in the shower, got on this fresh new baby powder.
Just yesterday these fools tried to blast me, saw the police and got my ass beat.
No flexing whooped my ass in an intersection, should I shoot that's the question.
Went big Sam house to watch the rap city, shoot em craps I got 50.
Shake em up Shake em up Shake em up shake em, a circle of *****s watch me all fake em.
They beat my ass I need nine, 9/11.
They threw ass through the back door.
They took all my cash flow, punched me in chest and kicked me in the asshole.
I just found out my best friends gay, today was a bad day.

Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been trying to rape since the twelfth grade.
It's ironic the pistons is the man & Artest fired on the fans.
Took a trip to Miami, got my ass beat at the 21st Grammy.
My dick is so weak, so weak, so weak, I put my own ass to sleep.
Woke her up around one, she didn't hesitate to say that she didn't cum.
Riding down seven mile coasting, token on the potion, rubbing on some baby oil lotion.
And nothing seams to work out, she slapped me in the face and murked out.
Today was like one of those bad dreams, jacking off with bowl full of whipped cream.
Helicopter looking for the murder, 2 in the morning got the Coney island burger.
Even with the lights of the good year blimp, and it read bizarre aint shit.
Drunk as hell and I'm throwing up, (page your cat?) off so you know it aint blowing up.
I find out that my best friend was gay, today was a bad day.