Writing with a hook.
Leaves a smear in the book.
Are you sad about the road you took?
Your life it must kinda sook.
You claim the right side of your mind.
It's nothing left of the kind.
If you think you will find.
Your gauche logic's in a bind.

Right is right. You're left out.
Right is right. Go eat Kraut.
Right is right. you have gout.
Right is right. You're left out.

Dole he is a lefty.
Needs a kick in his teste.
Bush, he was a lefty.
He's gettin a little hefty.

For this land I'm not confident.
Primaries left me despondent.
Gonna O.D. on Pepsodent.
We'll have a lefty again as president.

In Spanish they say it zurdo.
Clumsy freak or a weirdo.
Sittin' in a rightie desk.
Doin' good on the test.

In the East they wipe with the left.
Chop it off for the theft.
Makes your life a little shorter.
It's the new world order.