You treat us like children with condescension.
That's why we live in segregation.
We've had enough ofyour mental grillage.
That's why we're livin' in the Midget Village.
You call us freaks. We call you freaks.
Midget Village Midget Village
See how you like it when we pinch your cheeks.
Midget Village Midget Village
Stand beside us. We'll gooble goble you.
Stand against us and we will hobble you.

If the "bigs" wanna loot and pillage.
Their blood will fertilize all our millage.
We're not responsible for all the killage
of those who desecrate the Midget Village.