I was walking through the trees to take a drink from a stream
When I saw it coming out of the ground, a creature as bright as the sun
With jaws and paws and bangs and fangs it was like creature double-feature
I could not believe my eyes, into the bushes I did dive

From whence did this creature come
Could it be from the heart of the sun
I'm getting hot
...getting hot
aaahhg, I'm getting hot
And could this be the end
Not just for me, but for all of my friends?

Well I thought I was finished I thought I was through
When that monster he turned to leave
But you know things can't be so easy
No, I couldn't stop it I had to sneaze

Well that creature came at me like Niagra Falls
It was sweaping me up in its heat
I was surprised to find I did not die
Well...not yet anyway

From whence did this creature come
Could it be from the heart of the sun
I'm getting hot
...getting hot
aaahhg, I'm getting hot
And could this be the end
Not just for me, but for all of my friends?

So there I was in my impending doom
When the only thing to do was cry
So I got right down to it
Sobbing and sniveling in the arms of this big molten guy

Well I must have cried buckets, I must have cried pails
And the strangest thing happened, just like salt on snails
It shriveled up and it was gone
And there I was in a cloud of steam (and or smoke)

Where did this creature go
Maybe back to the heart of the sun
I was so thirsty
...I was so hot
aaahhg, I was so hot
So I went down to the stream
And drunk it up like you would not believe