Stung by a bee
Stung by a bee
Just walking down the street, and I got stung by a bee
I never bothered him, but still he had it in for me
I can't talk at the moment
I've been stung by a bee

Poked in the eye
Poked in the eye
Minding my own business, and I got poked in the eye
I don't know what his motive was
I'd never met the guy
I can't come to your party
I've been poked in the eye

Hit by a car
Hit by a car
I never saw it coming
I got hit by a car
It was moving pretty fast, and yeah, it threw me pretty far
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've been hit by a car

Violently ill
Violently ill
I must've eaten something bad, because I'm violently ill
Every pore is leaking blood and bile, filth and swill
No, I can't help with your homework
I'm violently ill

Bleeding to death
Bleeding to death
I hope you all are happy
Now I'm bleeding to death
Thank you, David
Thank you, Sara
Thank you, Andy and Beth
You wouldn't let me be, and now I'm bleeding to death