Why a dog?
Dogs are bad!
Dogs do things that make me mad!

Dogs slobber
Dogs snore
Dogs dump fur all over the floor

Dogs roll
Dogs shake
Dogs howl outside
And keep me awake

Dogs whimper
And dogs wag
Dogs eat stuff that make me gag

Dogs dig
Dogs chew
Dogs throw up in people's shoes

Dogs sniff
Dogs beg
Dogs scratch
And lift their nasty legs

Dogs bark
And dogs chase
Dogs lick me in the face

Dogs pant!
Dogs fog!
You have me, baby
So why a dog?

Well,
Dogs are faithful
Dogs defend
I guess a dog
Can be a friend