Spiked-punk tattooed rocker stops me in the street and says "you're no punk 'cos you don't look like me. To be a true punk you need to wear the clothes." I said "I'm punk enough, don't feel the need to pose." And a little skater kid I see after a gig says "That was great man, you're gonna be big!" Is he for real, or is it bullshit? Cos the only thing I hear from them is ... Oi oi oi oi!

Loves himself/Full of shit promoter I see after a show says "Give me your number, I'll get you on the road."

Three months later, I ain't heard squat so i start to doubt what people say a lot and a kid from a 'Zine I talk to on the 'Net says "I'm making a comp, I want to use a track." So we send him a tape or a CD but the only thing I hear from them is... Oi oi oi oi!