I'm gonna sing a song about her, her, her
'Cause I think she's cute and I can carry a tune or two
Wanna talk to her and say (LADY!!!)
"My hungry groin's a-callin!!!'"
But I'm weak and pathetic 'cause it's me, me, me
So I think I'll fade away to the back row
My heart's been down so recently
No more will I take it lying on the dirty floor

I should talk, talk, talk to her, her, her
'Cause that nob's always around and trying to get off with her
Listen to my words for a minute or two
'Cause I'm a fired up geek and I wanna be close to you

I'd give anything a try
Cross my heart and hope to die

Never talk to a gypsy
When you're feeling tipsy
'Cause they'll pollute your mind with all sorts of crap and you
Gotta take a chance with a girl like this
After all you've got jack to lose
You gotta take a chance so pray, pray, pray
Or else the Daggs and the fags will take her away