"I need a lover who won't drive me crazy",
I swear I won't cuss you over the line!
Even at midnight when we start to rise,
I'm a "tired, good person",
And that "pop" might need drycleaning
.....hangers and hangup.....
Turn down some unfortunate!
Another sad surprise....
Craven and balding, ages with time-
Nothin' like havin' a cup of champagne!
"I love my life, honey" is all that he said-
"Jack and Diane" and "Authority song!"
"On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese"
He knew just the right people,
He knew all the right meal.....
"Jail" in the Valley of my thundering Heart,
Lovers forever or 'til it calms down.
Popstars need to make sure that their hair is
Lookin' fine!
Kinda over your eye,
Like a "shock"....race...behind.
It's a bitch, babe, it's an evening slob
"Land Ho" and "The Roadhouse."
and that black man song...(*Cut off)
Down by the apartment they both could afford,
"She was shy" and "he was scared"
And they dreamed about "more"....
I mean, she said, "All I do is run 'round
This little country town"
And see you by the CRAZY HOUSE door!
One night she dreamed that they came into
Dough
" They had a telepathic dream"
And people asked them to be famous together
They slept in controls in the Science Division!!!
And they..."aparently had aerial vision,
and the dreams were like movies..
EVERY NIGHT!
And the subliminal orders....shine and shine...
"Breakin' their glass frames and drinkin' caffeine.
Until the wind started to howl and harass,
Like that dollar she borrowed
did not give it back....what a wild night!!!
"One was the lonliest number",
And that sunset is violet and silver...
And that "Golden Calf" was only the borrowed,
"Like the Wild Night" was questional!
....In the night, you could find them,
Drinking in the bar,.....
Wishing that they could find somebody else,
And, honey, I'd like to say "thank you"
But rejection H-U-R-T-S....
And maybe someday this letter to you-
Will "come to your attention"
...and "break both"....gotcha.