i know it sounds stupid when i say it out loud
like im just jealous of a silver cloud
he looks so good he drinks diet coke
he gets him magazine by the amazon post

Chorus
i wish i was him
he gets the girls at his feet
with all his cool friends
he gets his records for free
i wish i was him
he has no enemies
i wish i was him

he's got six different flane shirts
and walks not flonks
he even understands the words 2 pavement songs
he's got his new guitar toys
he likes mud and the beastie boys

chorus
i wish i was him
he gets the girls at his feet
with all his cool friends
he gets his records for free
i wish i was him
he has no enemies
i wish i was him

i feel much better now
i've let it all out
he's got big biceps and a
masculin shout
im not trying 2 sound like im
trying to be mean
but he thinks he can be a girl better then me

chorus
i wish i was him
he gets the girls at his feet
with all his cool friends
he gets his records for free
i wish i was him
he has no enemies
i wish i was him

i wish i waaas him