If she’s broad (?) or lean and squeaky clean
Straight from a cover of a magazine
If she’s got the style and I like the smile
Well, that’s the girl I’m after

If she’s short and sassy with a solid chasse
Don’t really care if she ain’t too classy
If she’s got that look then she’s in my book
Well, that’s the girl I’m after

I ain’t a fussy guy
But I know what I’m looking for
There’s a kind of attraction that justifies action
Practically guarantees satisfaction

If she’s sweet inside like apple pie
As long as she’s got that look in her eye
The love patrol is ready to roll
Well, that’s the girl I’m after

If she’s big and busty, leggy and lusty
Don’t ready care if she’s cruel or crusty
Take my chance on a new romance
Well, that’s the girl I’m after

Don’t have a one-track mind,
But I’m always open to suggestions
If she’s got inclinations to start relations
I’m ready to start negotiations

If she’s broad (?) or lean or squeaky clean
Straight from a cover of a magazine
Short or tall, large or small
Dark or fair, I just don’t care
The magic feeling that you’re getting somewhere
Well, that’s the girl I’m after