Today on Ricky-- Hoochie mamas
Today on jenny-- Lyin' cheatin' dawgs
Today on Jerry-- Fight! fight! fight! fight!
I'm not interested in your pathetic life.

Tomorrow on Ricky-- Hoochie mamas
Tomorrow on jenny-- Lyin' cheatin' dawgs
Tomorrow on Jerry-- Fight! fight! fight! fight!
I'm not interested in your pathetic life.

Looking for an hour of fame.
Broadcast your lifetime of shame.
An hour of the watchers life down the drain.

Why don't you make like Richard Bey.... and GO AWAY!

Here's a Final Thought for ya....

Ya know, talk shows these days make a spectacle of real trash; the
bottom of the barrel of our society. As a nation, we've degraded ourselves by giving airtime to these low lifes who are seeking who knows what.. probably their 15 minutes of fame. But that 15 minutes is wasted in the realm of talkshowland.


A potential forum gone to waste. Why don't they talk about anything
worth while? It boils down to the same useless bullshit day after day.
In reference to our guests, I often hear, "Where do the get these people?".
My question is, "Where do they get these people who keep this shit on the air!"

So tune in tomorrow... more hoochie mamas,
And the next day, more lyin', cheatin' dawgs,
The day after that fight fight fight fight fights,
And after that.... you guessed it...

(Springer sample) until next time, take care of yourself... and each
other.