This is too much right here.
It is on fire.
Ha ha foff the greeks.
Two thousand and four T E D E L..
Dante Impresso,
Let's start this shit from the beginning yo.

You can call it a fluke but I'll just perform a juke.
Tiddles is here to stay unlike the Egyptian mamlukes.
Been around for 3 years and will be for 3 more,
We've been weathering the storm before you were even born.
On Halloween I'm damn sure not going to give you my candy corn.
Before I get scorned, shoutouts to my band in 2004.
Eugene is a nigger who's been through it all,
smoking blunts and banging cunts it's what's cool this fall.
Eniac is the boy who's been in the slammer.
He'll slit your throat without the slightest clamor.
H Factor is the sensitive guy.
Make fun of his work and he'll begin to cry.
We make comedy raps to hear you clap.
they're so fucking good you'll go fap fap fap.

I said my niggers don't dance we just pull up our pants
Do the Rock Away
Tiddles is here so you best behave

I said my niggers don't dance we just pull up our pants
Do the rock away
Tiddles is here so you best behave

Don't think it's been all rim jobs and glamor.
We've had problems with a nigger named Jimmy and another named Hammer.
Flashbang was my first big hit.
before that living on Arby's shoutout to oven mitt.
That's just the beginning of course there's more.
Sit your ass down like a two bit whore.
Wartime Observations was like a gem from DeBeers.
See my face? Nigger those are tears.
Lantino Strudel was another big one.
Performing it live in Cincy wasn't all fun.
After songs like that the standards are set so high.
I began to slip away in a deep writer's block.
Think you can do better? Nigger you can suck on my cock.

I said my niggers don't dance we just pull up our pants
Do the Rock Away
Tiddles is here so you best behave

I said my niggers don't dance we just pull up our pants
Do the rock away
Tiddles is here so you best behave

Let's go back to the subject of Jimmy.
He's from across the pond in the land of James Bond.
He made one bad song and that was it.
He was gone in a week like a really bad zit.
Adam is another nigger who didn't last long.
Why the fuck am I including him in this song?
There have been other posers trying to join the band.
Come on, I shit better music while on the can.
Back to the story at hand anyway.
Our big 3rd album was on its way.
With hits like Cranges and Hunger Pains.
After a music video it was imprinted into your brains.
I guess that responsibility is the price of fame.

I said my niggers don't dance we just pull up our pants
Do the rock away
Tiddles is here so you best behave

I said my niggers don't dance we just pull up our pants
Do the rock away
Tiddles is hereso you best behave

No Matter the troubles we still did it
Our final album with this song featuring Xzibit.

In stores March 18th 2005
Official

Now That's funny.