Shaking off my problems on a Sunday afternoon
With a bottle of cervasa I'm watching blue lagoon
Thinking gee that Brooke Shields is such a pretty girl
Where can I find one like that to shake up all my world?
Then suddenly I saw her on a Jerry Springer show
You were fighting with two lovers while I was home alone

Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do
And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you
I am touching wood

Running late for work now my keys have disappeared
Another parking ticket should've stayed in bed asleep
What did I do, in another life to deserve this crap?
They've handed me this modern life now they can have it back

Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do
And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you
I am touching wood

I don't want anyone else to find me
Coz I'm walking right out the door
Coz I deserve a little more

Oh, well nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do
And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you
I am touching wood

Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do
And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you
I am touching wood
Oh, nothing lasts forever lets pretend we do
And Oh, I am not that clever I'm just a fool like you
I am touching wood