Endangered Feces - John Bobbits Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake to find it gone
I hope I find it on the lawn
Cross my fingers, close my eyes
I close my legs to avoid surprise
Hide (???)
There's just no telling what she'll do
Love to rid me of my schlong
Trying to keep it safe from harm
Sew it back on stitch by stitch
Swear I'll kill that psycho bitch
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake to find it gone
I hope I find it on the lawn
Cross my fingers, close my eyes
I close my legs to avoid surprise
Hide (???)
There's just no telling what she'll do
Love to rid me of my schlong
Trying to keep it safe from harm
Sew it back on stitch by stitch
Swear I'll kill that psycho bitch
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