[Intro:]
Now this here goes out to all the player haters 
Now if you could relate to this, keep it real man 

[Chorus:]
Anyhow mi have a hot gal inna mi bed 
An wen mi have a hot gal it haffi dead 
An wen mi have a hot gal inna mi bed 
She woulda vex because mi must beg her a..... 
So anyhow mi have a hot gal pon mi mind 
An wen mi have a hot gal in front mi line 
An wen mi have a hot gal pon mi mind 
She nuh know a wen mi really well want a ... 

[Verse 1:] 
Well a nuh one gal alone have mi weak 
But a only good body gal one mi seek 
Man a get di kill an mi not even a speak 
Tek man fih geek, put har pan mi peak 
Mi give a gal a piece an she go road go leak 
Go to all di women an a run up her beak 
Mi only mek she kiss mi pan mi chin or mi cheek 
A one ting nuh gal caaa come call mi freak 

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
So wen mi meet a gal mi tell har mi name Tony 
Caaa mek she know seh all da name deh phony 
Cause when mi ready fih moany and groany 
Nobody nuh fih know seh a Shaggy a bone it 
All mi little peppa seed tenderoni 
One peel she get an mi not even own it 
Caaa wen me done chiney brush an stone it 
Well comfortable an a watch mi Sony 

[Chorus]

[Repeat Verse 1]