Must be the eyelashes
Must be the baggy pants in poser punker fashion
Must be that I can see her zits
Must be them sexxy armpits
I know her music's not that great but I don't care
Cuz i just wanna see her pubic hair

Avril Lavigne- ya know that you want some
Avril Lavigne- I'll promise to use a condom
Avril Lavigne, if ya want more fans
AVRIL LAVIGNE- just gimme a lapdance

So I hear you're Canadian (EH)
Doesn't mean that I don't wanna grease your bacon (HEY)
So i hear you want a 'skater boy'
Who cares? Fuck them- not literally. But literally- fuck me.
I know that doesn't rhyme- GO!

Avril Lavigne- your name is hard to pronounce
Avril Lavigne- please let it be me that you bounce WITH
Avril Lavigne- if you don't love me, it'd be a total bummer
Avril Lavigne! just gimme a humme- your phone number

I really wannna suck your big toes
I'd let you use my shirt to blow your nose
I'd buy you the kind of tampons that glows-
in the dark- OHHHHH-

Avril Lavigne- pretty please go out with me
I swear that I'm yours for eternity
Or until you let me get you up the ass
Then I'll focus my attention on Michelle Branch

Please don't sue me
Please don't sue me
Please don't sue me
Please don't sue me