Sometimes I have trouble
Falling asleep.
But it's not so bad.
- Dude, I'm trying to sleep.
I don't worry
And I don't weep.
- Ooooooh.
In fact I'm glad....

Be-cause I get up off my pillow
And I flip on the li-ight.
- GLOOOW!
I get down and get hip
In the still of the night.
- Turn off the light, ahole.
I stretch and I yawn and then I breathe real deep,
- Ooooooh...
And dance myself to sleep!
- Don't dance, dammit please don't dance...

I hoof around my beddie
Just a-tappin my toes.
- He's dancing...
Before I know what's happened
I'm a-ready to doze.
- o bakula
Got some partners I can count on called the Boogie Woogie Sheep
- What?!?
I dance myself to sleep!


I gently rock-a-bye myself across the floor.
- What are those sheep doing?
I turn and then I toss and then I start to snore.
- I the G!
My trusty little bassist helps me spread the news
- Oh, not the bassist.
That I'm tappin' to "Taps"
And I'm a-rarin' to snooze!


(Smokin' bridge routine)


Well, I'm gettin' kinda drowsy
So the moment has come
- YOU'RE drowsy?
To grab my rubber duckie
While the sheep take my chum
- Take your chum!?!
Time to shuffle off to dreamland
Got a date to keep.
- Where're you taking me?
We'll dance ourselves to sleep, oh yeah --
- Wh-wait, what's going on?!?
We'll dance ourselves to sleep,
Wearin' our jammies.
- What are these sheep...what are they doing? Get away!
We'll dance ourselves to sleep,
And thank you, lambies.
- They're taking me outside!
We'll dance ourselves to sleep!
-MUCKAFERGSOOOOON!

(final guitar riff)