She's always there for me (yeah)
Like the time i got drunk and fell off the balcony (yeah she patched you up real good)
She's so white but she blew me away (just like monica)
So listen to every word i have to say, oh yeah

She don't care who i am, cuz she thinks i'm sexy as can be
She don't care what i do, cuz she's cool and she is...

My favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, oh yeah

I let her do what she wants (yeah)
She likes the movies and fancy resteraunts (he's just talkin about McDonalds)
I even let her drive my car (but dude it's a piece of shit)
But she still gets us very far, oh yeah

I don't care what she does, because she does it well
I don't care who she is, because she is...

My favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, oh yeah

Oh believe me she is cute (yeah)
Although she'd be a lot better off as a mute (yeah she talks way too much)
Oh my god i love her body (it's curvy as can be)
Because she truly is a hotty and she is...

My favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, oh yeah...my favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, my favorite Norwegian, oh yeah