maybe if i grew some muscles and combed back my hair,
drove a mustang, had some money, designer underwear
maybe i'd be happy, maybe then i wouldn't care,
then the lonliness is gone and girls are everywhere

tell them that you love them, that you'll be right by their side
but two days later she'll tell you that she met some other guy

maybe if i grew some muscles and combed back my hair,
drove a mustang, had some money, designer underwear,
maybe i'd be happy, maybe then i wouldn't care,
then the lonliness is gone and girls are everywhere

then maybe one day im gonna find this girl
who likes to take a chance because they got the world
someone to look up to when my life is gray
its cool outside the wendy's, then i'll be ok (?)