dfa is here today, lock the elderly away. age just means experience and its been a long time since these grandmas have got any play. dfa's gonna save the day. knit me a sweater anytime, lovin old ladies aint no crime. lock all your grandmas up, dfa is here to corrupt. dont go dying on me now, im just about to go down. your family put you in a home, but we dont want you all alone. were here to keep you company, put on your glasses so you can see, all the lovin coming your way. dfa can go all day. you dont need those pills no more, dfa is gonna make you soar.