This is the story of Mary
A girl I always knew
She and I have been so close
But sex ain't what we'd do
Woo, woo, woo

Then one night she whispered to me
It's time to see this through

On Mary's Wall
I see a photograph
She's so straight and tall
When Mary's name used to be Paul

Mary had her arms around me
I was pinned against the couch
I was trying to be real cool about this
But baby let me out
Woo, woo, woo

Mary, Mary I'm so confused
I'd hate to be there in your shoes

On Mary's Wall
She hangs her photographs
I see it all
This girl named Mary used to be Paul

(Not sure ??)

Oh yeah
Oh shit

On Mary's Wall
I see a photograph
She's so straight and tall
When Mary's name used to be Paul

On Mary's Wall
She hangs her photographs
I see it all
This girl named Mary used to be Paul