You snag yo things with
These little things,
You get your pencil in,
hand with these odd things,
But when I take them,
But when I break them,
We all just go and scream...

[start refrain]
OPPOSABLE THUMBS. OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
No paws on your hands, no times to break the land.
If I took them would you miss your OPPOSABLE THUMBS?
If I fuckin' broke them would you miss them?
Huh?
[end refrain]

You really get out with,
These little things,
You open the door for me,
With those little odd things,
Hey, how bout I take them,
Hey, how bout I shake them,
Maybe, you'll just scream...

(refrain)

You take those things,
And you dig them,
In my back bitch, what,
Is with you and those things,
Why, must I always remind?
Why, must I take my time?
Maybe, you'll just pray...

(refrain)

Hey, you and your opposable thumbs.
Coming off of evolution,
Shaking by the thumb.
You got your! (play 7-0 chord between words)
OPPO
SABLE
THUMBS!!!!!!
And you finally fucking take me all fucking about.
Shake them out.
Opposable thumbs.
BREAK EM FUCKING BREAK EEEMMMMMMM!!!!!!
*SCREAM* Out?!?