Why is my room in disarray?
Where are my keys?
Why are my knees all scraped away?
What made you go?
What can I do?
Why do I make all the mistakes?
And why can't you?

There you have it,
Now you've been warned,
Stay with me and you might be scorned
By all your friends who think it's foolish to
Stay with someone who doesn't have a clue...

I must admit,
I take the prize
At being wrong,
So move along,
Don't roll your eyes.
Cause I'm trying hard to overcome
My special needs,
And I don't need you makin fun.

There you have it,
Now you've been warned
Stay with me and you might be scorned
By all your friends who think it's foolish to
Stay with someone who doesn't dance with you...