Drinking rum and coca-cola
in the busy streets of Canberra
when we say busy,
we mean eerily spookily empty

I love the architechture,
and the architechture,
there's just so very much to do

[Yon] Hey what are you doing?

[Gatesy] Hey I'm just looking at how the
new parliment house lines up with the old pariliment house

[Yon] Oh wow, yeah I look at that every day

[Gatesy] So whats new? Anything going on?

[Yon] I've got some Chafing

[Gatesy] Ohh wow.. does it hurt?

[Yon] Yeah.. its something though!

[Scod] Oh my God there is a kangaroo killing my dog!

[Gatesy and Yon] Wow, now THATS interesting!

Killer kangaroos make this place more exciting,
thats all they're trying to do,
with all their kicking and their biting,
you would do it too,
if you had to live here,
they're just pitching in
to make Canberra more interesting

Well the politicians panicked
'Cos they didn't want to be out done
the 'roos were getting all the attention
and stealing their time in the sun

So the politicians,
quickly funded some research,
hoping to find out something cool

[Gatesy] Uhm ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen,
If you could just uh turn your attention away from the window
for just one second, kangaroos arent the only thing happening
in this great metropolos...village... for example on page 22
of your handouts you will see we have funded some research
eh? i think you will find the results quite good, well they're
quite wild actually. To add a bit more flavour, make it a bit
more exciting we've got Scod on guitar with a bit of a racist
take on callypso. Scod, your report please

Did you know that thongs can make you impotent
people sing along, apparently the chemicals
affects the performance of your shlong
who would have thunk it,
we're just pitching in,
to make Canberra more interesting

I know, lets go and get a tattoo,
I'll do it, if you do it too,
a woo hoo hoo

[Gatesy] Scod what are you getting, what kind of
tattoo?

[Scod] I'm getting a kangaroo killing a dog, what are you getting?

[Yon] Oh I'm getting a thong and a flaccid penis

[Scod] Right

[Yon] What about you Gatesy?

[Gatesy] Well I'm going get some callypso music.

The killer kangaroos (and the thongs)
make Canberra more interesting
and our new tattoos (mong your shlong)
make Canberra more interesting

You can do it too (sing along)
make Canberra more interesting (come on)
Make Canberra more interesting (umm umm a
piece of lint on the ground)
Make Canberra more interesting (a speck of
mud on my trousers)
Make Canberra more interesting (emotions)
Make Canberra more interesting
Make Canberra more interesting