I say first priorities, it just cost me
At maccy ds at about half three
What you munching on?
Quarter-pounder with cheese?
Chatting about me and Billy es
Now S.O.V u wish!
S.O.V can't speak!
S.O.V just quit!
Aw whatever don't talk wid ur mouth full!
That's alright discussing me, it's all publicity
Even if u don't like me ur still dashing my name around the city
Its all good though, blup blup publicity for free!
White midget, ahuh mine frigit
Somebody just dialled my digits
Is it for ur nan? Is it? Ha! Flatter for the way that u use ur credit
If you go say im nobody
Well if im nobody then why are u ringing me?!
U drained ur credit that's filling it
While my style, u sure ur not feeling it?

Blah blah blah blah blah
What we telling dem? One mirror is comes out straight far
Repeating urself like u r a star
Wid all ur marter like reh reh reh rah
Why do we ever suffer? I dunno
All ur words in my brain turning into clutter
Repeating urself like u are a star
Wiv all ur marter like reh reh reh rah

People want to classify me as an Eminem
What hear what im a different kind of specimen
Just because I be a white Caucasian
Doesn't mean me and him are the same because
One im not American
Two im not a man
Three I come into with a different kind of plan
Setting the facts straight cos I know that I can
Will it ever wait cos I do the ultravan
Categories I don't fit into any
Why? Im onto top the stars many
Writing out more lines than Burberry
Then it will be like a victim of 20
(spits)
make them lick my saliva off the floor
that spit that's bad
when I walked in the door
release my metaphor
like o blimey!

Blah blah blah blah blah
What we telling dem? One mirror is comes out straight far
Repeating urself like u r a star
Wid all ur marter like reh reh reh rah
Why do we ever suffer? I dunno
All ur words in my brain turning into clutter
Repeating urself like u are a star
Wiv all ur marter like reh reh reh rah

Yo listen up
I know you know most about me over your Sunday roast
Or mid-morning cheese on toast
But when I found out you're talking
Its all different you start squawking
œSOV I never said that!?
œSOV u know u aint white?
œSOV I love your track?
Well what you want bitch a pound in d bank?
I'm varying cos im soon to be best friends
From best friends comes the next blahbarian
They only start caring when ur preparing the new rhythm
Dat gets the kids wearing
and Oh god I got posh people swearing
The rich the poor the snobs the whores
Oh dear Blahbarians galore!

Blah blah blah blah blah
SHUTTUP! One mirror is comes out straight far
Repeating urself like are a star
Wid all ur marter like reh reh reh rah
Why do we ever suffer?
All ur words in my brain turning into clutter
Repeating urself like u are a star
Wiv all ur marter like reh reh reh rah