Where have all the boys gone, we can't find them at all, we can't find them at all
All the arcades and sports bars and hockey rinks empty, theres nobody for me

It's poker night and we weren't invited
Take your spade, out of my heart

You said I was your queen,
but you've traded me in for a straight flush to win
We feel like two ducks in a pond being held up by cowboys in Texas (I hate this damn!)

Poker night, 'cause we weren't invited
Take your spade, out of my heart

Clearly this fad will pass just as soon as the hockey teams get off their...
You will wish you weren't in debt for buying aluminum-weighted chips (idiot!)

Poker night, and we weren't invited
Take your spade, out of my heart

Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all
Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all

It's poker night and we weren't invited
Take your spade, out of my heart!
'Cause it's poker night and we weren't invited
Take your spade, out of my heart!

Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all.