I'm so sorry I wasn't right for you
You were a pain in the ass, what was I to do
Bitch and moan all night long
You complain about my tiny dong

I can't make you happy whatever I do
If I do one nice thing you ask for two
You ask how come this can't last
Cause you bug me girl kiss my ass

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What will it take to make you happy?
What will it take to get along?
Your voice makes my ass chappy
I'm always right and you're never wrong

You don't like it when I go out with the guys
So my only option is to tell a bunch of lies
You always tell me I have no guts
What choice do I have you drive me nuts

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Maybe I should learn to compromise
Just be honest and tell no lies
We can make this work I won't be a prick
Wait a minute no we can't you make me sick

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