When people stare at me I trip
Tell me a secret, oops I slipped
I'll be on time, that's a promise
Got a flat tire, what did I miss
I'm lost and my dog ate my homework
That really hot girl says I'm a jerk

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If I plan to rise, I'll fall
There's no lock on the bathroom stall
IF NOT FOR BAD LUCK
There'll be none at all, none at all, none at all

I'll bet on the Clippers to win this year
My fake I.D. gone, no more beer
Got a speeding ticket my friend got a warning
Can't get a date, I'm really, really horny
Life is short so play hard
No more helmets, sorry you retard

Chorus

When people stare at me I trip
Tell me a secret, oops I slipped
I'll be on time, that's a promise
Got a flat tire, what did I miss
I'm lost and my dog ate my homework
That really hot girl says I'm a jerk

Chorus