Walking down the street one day
A boner It just didn’t seem to go away
I tucked it under but that kind of burned
So I looked at a fat chick and it turned LIMP bizkit is kind of gay

Bobby please put your boner AWAY
Its just so weird to see it hanging out
Put it away it seems a little gay but hey
Just let your boner go stray

It smells kind of bad
I farted I had really bad gas
It smells like a foot mixed with a little bit of ass
So I started spraying Lysol and still smelt like BUTTHOLE surfers are lame

Greg’s farts will put you to shame
I don’t know jigga’s are pretty insane
Just close your cheeks that stuff really reeks but hey
Greg’s smelly farts will never go away

Picking at my nose all the time
I never know what I’m gonna find
So I blow really really hard
A little off the subject but I shit all the TIME magazine really stupid

George’s nickname is poophead
I agree with you true he does take a mean pooh
Shits and picks are pretty fun but hey
We couldn’t find another rhime

Pooping Im just joking