A simple hello, hi there glad to meet you
I'm sure we've met before, but I just forgot your name
If I could offer you a shot of sip-pin whiskey
The coffee's never hot and I feel good today
The sun is bright this year I feel it all around me
But if the sun should fall I'll have to tumble dry
If I could get high and segregate my problems
I would tackle life with a little peace of mind

Bust n my chops those fuck'n cops but when I need them they're not around
Music's my right, so step aside either applaud or put me down
Postures a bitch, don't scratch that itch, why did I ever leave my bed
Backing away with no delay laughing at everything you envy

Funk those bad things I ain't got no time for your broken dreams
I just want to hang on your shelf like no one else I'm all by my self
Come on and let me hang
You've got to let me hang

Well me tried to get laid but I got played
I hope this drought will finally pass
The back of my car got me real far I'm so glad I ran out of gas
Rub off all day that is the way it is when my girl's not around
Won't you throw me a bone I'm alone filled with envy

Let the black cat cross my path cause he's afraid of me
And needs too much aluminum foil tends to make you mumble
Well I'd like to spike my vein but I really need my brain
Priceless advice is at hand of that wrinkled old man
That you took for granted at his newspaper stand
He had magazines and everything and anything
A boy can read to make him a perfect peach in your society

Well I'm sorry I didn't think and I tend to dream
Didn't think I'd like to sing
Hopefully you can see through me and I won't have to explain my feelings
There's a cockroach in my milkshake but I'll continue to dance

Funk those bad things I ain't got no time for your broken dreams
I just want to hang on your shelf like no one else I'm all by my self
Come on and let me hang
You've got to let me hang