There is a man, called Saddam and he lives near Iran
But in fact, It's Iraq, the place Bush wants to attack
He threw the U.N. off Iraqi ground, now he says "come in and have a look around!"

The megalomaniac, middle-east, madman called Saddam!

I beg your pardon, have you forgotten, about Osama Bin Laden
Oh behave, he didnt shave, because he's been hiding in a cave

The U.S army couldnt find that man
So they Bombed the crap out of afhganistan

The crazy al-quaida quook-ball called Osama

You know we love ya, we wanna rub ya, oh its good old Georgie W.
He's got the Army, He's got the money, and now he's looking for a barney.

His father couldmt kill this Iraqi Gallute, now Saddam's giving him a one fingered salute.

That nutty, north-american, noodle called George W

and back at home, we've got our own, a bespactaled balding gnome
he thinks hes rough, but hes as tough as a freshly baked cream puff.

Howard tells us that he's all class
But its hard for him to talk with his tongue in bush's ass

That over-important elf called John Howard

The megalomaniac, middleeast, madman,

That crazy al-quaida quook-ball called Osama,

That nutty, north-american, noodle,

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oh lets have a war, haha