There's been a lot of stories and a lot of things said
About a certain guy who is supposedly dead
Some things are bad and some are good
But there's a guy who hangs around my neighbourhood
I know it could be him by the belt that he wears
And the way the rhinestones glitter on the end of his flares

I phoned up for some pizza on home delivery
When the guy arrived he looked familiar to me
The sideburns and the glasses were a dead giveaway
The bill said 9 bucks 50 was what I had to pay
I said, why don't you make it an even 10 bucks?
I knew it was him when he said, Thank you very much

Dead guys, dead girls
Getting in the groove
'Cause rising from the dead is such a great career move
Elvis is alive! Will the rumors ever cease?
His face appeared to me in a plate of bacon grease

-Strangest thing I've ever seen. It was shiny.

Dead people are appearing on my street everyday
I've seen Buddy Holly, Mama Cass and JFK
Hendrix brings the milk around
Vic Morrow (?) mows the lawn
And if you looks to can see Jesus
Brings the paper round at dawn

Elvis is alive and it caused a reaction
When he gave away Lisa Marie and she married that Michael Jackson

Dead guys, dead girls
Getting in the groove
'Cause rising from the dead is such a great career move
Elvis is alive! It's easy to see
Whenever I fry bananas I can hear him calling me

Dead Guys
Dead Guys
Dead Guys
Dead Guys