When I was a young’n, my daddy said to me
Son I wanna know what it is you wanna be
I said I’ll never wear a tie, but I like the color green
I think I’m gonna wanna fly the f**king F-16
Now I heard my mama screaming ‘cause I yelled it right out loud
So daddy had to wash my mouth but I knew that he was proud
He gave me a shot that was something in between
Lysol and alcohol with a touch of gasoline

Fox 1, when you’ve got nothing left
Fox 2, it’s that heater in your chest
Fox 3, the only friend you’ll ever need
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed

Now if you drive the Eagle then you drink it all for show
And if you drive the Hog then you gotta drink it slow
And if you drive the Viper then you gotta drink it fast
‘Cause this aint a time to loiter and we aint got the gas
Now if you drive the Stinkbug then drink it on your own
And if you drive the Mudhen then you can’t drink it alone
And if you’re stuck in UAVs then my advice to you
Is to drink the fucking bottle, man, there’s nothing left to do

Fox 1, when you’ve got nothing left
Fox 2, it’s that heater in your chest
Fox 3, the only friend you’ll ever need
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed

The greatest fighter pilot that ever I did see
Came in one day and took his place at the pisser next to me
I knew he was a killer I could smell it when he peed
That fucker drank his coffee with a big ol’ shot of weed
Now everyone is curious and they all want to know
Does it make you smarter will it make your penis grow
It won’t bring ya women and it won’t bring ya luck
So why do we drink it? ‘Cause it tastes like fuck!

Fox 1, when you’ve got nothing left
Fox 2, it’s that heater in your chest
Fox 3, the only friend you’ll ever need
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed