My heart belongs to whom it may concern
and I suppose it's got a lot to learn
but my baby walks my baby talks
she says mama and daddy and she's been around the block
she's such a fox a fox she stops all the clocks
with her tube tops and those little white socks
I'm here to stake my claim:
I'm in love with what's-her-name
Each day and night I thank the lord above
for sending me a what's-her-name to love
and what's-her-name can't get enough
when we do those things
and especially when we do that stuff
it's fun to be young and dumb
and what's-her-name's the only one
burning like a duraflame:
I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name
no one's quite the same as what's-her-name

I swear I won't let anyone lay a hand on her
I won't beat her up and I won't abandon her
I won't steal her money and I won't make fun of her
cause there's really only one of her now

and now the future's door is open wide
and what's-her-name will be my bride
the world is ours to confuse
so we'll spend hours cultivating controversial views
and if a snag should occur
she's got me and I've got her
I'm mounted in her frame
and I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name
no one's quite the same like what's-her-name