You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry
My dad told me it was really scary
We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us
Your people

When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad
Some jerks were happy
No, they were not sad
They said, "Hooray
There's no way he's okay
Yeah I think he has gone away
Far away
There to stay
Oh hooray"

They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome
'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about
It won't take that much longer
You're getting stronger every day

And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah
They're afraid that you will attack and
I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers

And now it looks like you'll be back in your place
My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face
He said, "Hooray
He's okay
Oh Voldaya
Yeah, I think he is back to stay
Praise the day
I am gay
Oh hooray"

Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome
Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too?
Won't you do me a solid
And share with me your knowledge
It won't take that longer
I could get stronger every day
So much stronger

Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you's and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too

Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you's and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too