Welcome, sulphur dioxide,
Hello, carbon monoxide,
The air, the air is ev'rywhere.
Breathe deep while you sleep, breathe deep.

Bless you, alcohol blood stream,
Save me, nicotine lung steam,
Incense, incense is in the air.
Breathe deep while you sleep, breathe deep.

Cataclysmic ectoplasm,
Fallout atomic orgasm,
Vapor and fume, at the stone of my tomb,
Breathing like a sullen perfume,
Eating at the stone of my tomb.

Welcome, sulphur dioxide,
Hello, carbon monoxide,
The air, the air is ev'rywhere.
Breathe deep while you sleep,
Breathe deep (cough) deep (cough) deep de deep (cough).